Witch 1: How could you!?
Witch 2: You were always the best student in Witching 101, why are you stealing Tushycush too!
Witch 1: He’s always been mine!
(Witch 1 casts her tube filled with love-potion towards the sky, it’s color changing from blue to amber).
Witch 2: Screw you!
(A man runs towards the edge and was greeted by two old women sitting on flying broom-sticks),
Witch 1 and Witch 2 together: Tushycush!
Tushycush: Nice to see ladies again. How’s your hair-surgery been?
Witch 2: It was relaxing.
Witch 1: Yeah.The humans here call it styling. So…what brings you here?
Tushycush: Yes, we do. Oh, you see, I come here on weekdays. You know, to scream my painful-est, deepest secrets out on the edge where no one can hear, then listening to my own thoughts echo into emptiness. Good stuff. Therapeutic stuff.
Witch 2: Well, why don’t you go on?
Tushycush: Ohh…..Maybe later, you two seem like you’ve got some stuff going on up there.
Witch 1: Well, yeah we do. Tushycush, could you taste this delicious, yummy drink I made? It’s my dead grandwitchmama’s recipe! 😀
Tushycush: Oh, sure, when you put it like that.
Witch 2: NO! It’s poison!
Witch 1: Why WOULD I poison him!?
Tushycush: Well, maybe because you two are afraid I will slip out your secrets to the townsmen…..Anywhoo, I have a dentist’s appointment. My wisdom teeth’s been killing me. I can’t even yawn when my boss talks, although I do that when he’s not looking. But whatever. I need to go, Mon’s probably worried about me.
(The two witches look quizzically at Tushycush.)
Witch 2: Who’s Mon?
Tushycush: Oh, just my future wife. She’s out there somewhere, blogging about what’s happening here this very moment. I can feel it in my feet.
Witch 1: You mean in your heart?
Tushycush: Yes, there too. I have to go find a raccoon-eyed, neurotic Asian who wants to save the world. Ah, that world-peace lover. Alright, see ya. Bye!
(Tushycush walks away as the two ladies stare in silence)
Witch 2: Who are we kidding. You can judge a guy by who he’s attracted to. And that one’s a weirdo.
Witch 1: Yeah, I know. Where could this raccoon-eyed, world-peace lover be found?
Witch 2: In crazy kingdom.
Witch 1: I think she can also be found at https://lifeofmon.wordpress.com/
Witch 2: Oh, I think I will check her out too, she sounds freaky. Wait, aren’t we supposed to be wizards for the prompt?
Witch 1: I am not sure why we turned into witches, how did that happen?
Witch 2: Well, whatever. Hey, I made Itchy Crackers at home, wannah come?
Witch 1: Sure. What are Itchy Crackers?
(And the two witches became best friends and made crackers of poison or itchiness or something whitch-crafty.
In response to: Writing Prompt #51 – Wizard fight
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