Mon:I can’t seem to access my treasure-chest
Wise Mon: There’s no treasure chest
Mon: Yes, there is, it’s my heart
Wise Mon: Do you shit cliches?
Mon: Why are you being mean? Of course not!
WM: Sorry, I didn’t mean to make you upset.
Mon: Good. But…just for the sake of knowledge, how does one shit cliches?
WM: You make no sense.
Mon: What? You just envy the gem I am, you love me.
WM: Yeah, sure, it’s like I have to hunt you down to catch you. I work inside your brain.
Mon: I never knew you were a hunter. Please don’t hunt animals. Where’s the brain?
WM: *Sighs* The Brain is Steve Job’s Apple company. No, I am not a hunter.
Mon: How cool! What’s the address to that company?
WM: Of course, you believe that.
Mon: Why wouldn’t I?
WM: Why would you? What if I said it wasn’t a company.
Mon: Why wouldn’t it be?
WM: Never mind. Do you ever wonder if you could…
Mon: Yes..yess?? 😮
WM: If you could…
Mon: Yeaaahh!? 😀
WM: Bounce back into reality /
Mon: I do bounce. It’s part of my fitness training. I set the alarm for 5 minutes every morning and bounce like no one’s watching.
WM: Mon, do me a favor and don’t broadcast your every thought.
Mon: I am sorry, I didn’t hear you.
WM: Don’t talk so much.
Mon: But I am not talking, I am thinking to you. You are another part of me.
WM: What’s a tavern?
Mon: I don’t know. Why?
WM: You are supposed to use that word in this prompt.
Mon: It sounds truck-ish
Mon: Like it’s related to a truck-y.
WM: Mon, search for the word on Google
Mon: Ay, ay, Wisey!
(a few minutes later…)
WM: Why are you taking so long? What does it mean?
Mon: I don’t want to talk about it.
WM: Does it have something to do with alco..
Mon: Staph it right there!
WM: OK, Gosh, Mon. You can’t expect everyone to be like you, OK? Some people drink and you sit in front of your computer all day
Mon:I can’t hear you.
WM: Mon, you need to be accepting of..
Mon: But not cheese. Oh dear no. Never cheese. They may smell good but they..
WM: Mon, how about you take a break? I mean, you’re thinking a lot and…
Mon: Oh I see. You’re tired of listening to me talk. Again.
Mon: It’s understandable. Plain speaking is never pleasant for anyone.
WM: As if. You talk about…
Mon: I can’t hear you.
Image by Paul Militaru
Written in response to- Five Word Challenge: June 2015