That moment when I follow someone back and as soon as they see I followed them, they unfollow me. Mission Accomplished. But you didn’t think I kept a list of my followers in a document, did you? You have done poorly ,Sir/Madam.
That moment when I am in the bathroom doing my private business and Mom is all, “Get OUTTA there! You’re spending too much time in there!” And you just can’t bring up how awkward you feel because your Mom’s ferocious 😥
That moment when I walk and see a sketchy guy pee on the sidewalk; their warm pee evaporating (obviously) against the wall and there is just this awful stench. This is extremely activating to my senses (In a bad way! I DID use the word “stench” :P! (I wouldn’t succumb to the call of nature in this way even if I were a guy 😥 ) “Smell You Later.”
That moment when I am waving at a stranger out of kindness and they think I am flirting with them. (Although they have good reason to think I was flirting because women don’t do these often here…I don’t think they EVER do it)
And the most awkward of them all: that moment when you’re out of ideas to post about in your blog. What awkward moment do I write about now?